I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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