More tranny stories later!
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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