You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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