If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
is that a dick in a sweater?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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