do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
this beer tastes like vomit already
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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