Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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