hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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