doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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