I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
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I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
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The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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