therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
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halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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