Apparently you make a good broom.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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