is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
