Already got asked if we're dating
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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