Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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