a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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