My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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