Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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