everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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