Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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