some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
