Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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