this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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