How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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