Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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