Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
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Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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