do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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