One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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