Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
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