She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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