HIV tests are more positive than that guy
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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