I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Did we literally take a cab across the street
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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