you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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