There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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