YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
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im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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