Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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