Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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