well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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