If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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