White coat. Heels.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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