Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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