What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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