i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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