did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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