Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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