TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
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It was a blind-side dick pic.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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