i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
