Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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