It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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