theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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