sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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