So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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