i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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