apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
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LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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