what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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