Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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