omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
